"The Rain" (No Missy)

So we went out to Film On The Rocks last night to see pineapple express... Checking the forecast it was supposed to lightly rain throughout the afternoon, but clear up in the evening just in time to enjoy the festivities. I knew it was a gamble, but I was like fuck it, I'm down. So I pack some blankets and stuff, pick up Rach and we head up, all the while in the back of my mind I'm thinking "if it does indeed rain we are gonna be carrying soggy ass blankets all over creation". So we're kicking it waiting for the show to start (if you've been to FOTR you know they have opening bands and comedians and stuff) and it starts lightly raining... No biggie, we kinda expected it, but all of the sudden it just starts monsooning!!! I mean like 40 days 40 nights style rain which prompts them to cancel the show... It was sooo crazy though driving back the streets were flooded, small animals were floating by (ok, I made the animal part up, but you get the drift) and I'm having fun spraying water everywhere as I cruise along. Which brings me to the point of this story... I see a guy on the corner, he's hanging out catching a bus or something when my inner douche bag just takes over... As I come up on him, I see that he doesn't notice me as I approach and at that moment I need to gun the turbo on the RDX as I pass... Long story short I straight Aced the guy with a 9 foot wave. Poor guy didn't even see it coming!