Teach Me How To Dougie

In this episode of Ian TV: Melz shows us why, "you ain't fuckin' with his Dougie"

Body Marked Up

So I've officially started my sleeve and as you can tell it's gonna be epic... Shots out to Chris Fuller, for making my dream a reality

Eat At Joe's

I just wanted to take a second to talk about the dopest place one could possible eat. I wanted to write a long ass blog post about how much I love this place and how you need to eat there twice a day, but I'm feeling kinda lazy so I'll just say "Eat At Joes" and leave it at that

The Tallest of Tees

Sometimes I just like to post random things. This shirt makes my brother look like a little kid lol. Big ups to the XL tall tee

Bounced!

Something happened last night that can only be defined as tragic. So we went to the club last night and were standing in line waiting to get in. As usual we stood outside people watching and boy were there all kinds of belligerents and bow-wows wandering around. Anyway we finally get to the front of the line and of course we have to get patted down to get in... No biggie right? WRONG!!! I've been patted down before at clubs, sporting events, airports, you name it, but never with the the vigor and spunk of the bouncer at this particular club. It starts out as the normal "Put out your arms out" Type of pat down-simple enough... Here's where it goes horribly wrong. After patting me down all normal. The bouncer proceeds to go all G.I. Joe on my junk. I'm talking Kung-Fu action grip!!! Now I want to say that's the end of the story... Nope! So after being molested I turn around to go in the club when the bouncer grabs me by the shoulder and hit's me with the "Hold up playboy" and pats me down again :-(. Kung-Fu action grip the sequel. Sad times. I wanna tell you this bouncer was an extremely hot chick or I'd even settle for an extremely non-hot chick, but as you can probably guess it was a Brolic ass dude!!! Straight Brolic. Then of course I go into the club and ask Tony & Shannon if the bouncer got all handsy with them and they just laughed at me... Again, sad times...