Santa's Goin' Ham Again

Santa's at it again, check him at http://www.noradsanta.org/

Celebrity P.S.A.

In light of all the pitfalls all these athletes and celebs are getting into, I have a public service anouncement to make

1. Don't get into a committed relationship or married if you know you are going to need some loving on the side (why would you even be stupid enough to set yourself up for failure like that in the first place if this is the case?) (On a side note, if you're gone more than you're around, be it work or whatever it's prolly not the time to "Devote" the rest of your life to someone... there's a time and place for that)

2. If after step one you still feel as though you wanna get married or whatnot it's prolly a good idea to get some sort of pre-nup (I know that it's not the most romantic thing in the world, but neither is giving up half your shit)

If you and your lady are cool with 1. and 2. proceed to 3.

3. Don't hit your girl... This should go without sayin', but well people are still strugglin' with this concept. You have to be a grown and mature enough man to find a way to deal with whatever it is that's being thrown at you with out resorting to beating up the "one you love"... Sometimes strength is restraint. 

The Real Is Back!!!

When it comes to this music shit there are few artists that speak to me the way Jeezy does, been waitin' on this Thug Motivation for a hot minute... Peep it out

Happy Birthday To Me!!!

Since it's my birthday what better way to celebrate then by a throwback picture of the yours truly

The Jumbled Up N Word

This is what happens when you make Toast with Gingerbread

Sittin' Down Plexin' In The Great State Of Texas

So I went out to "H" Town to kick it with the homeboy Salt, watch the Jags play, and get into halloween shenanigans, and I can say I was not disappointed... The Jags lost, but I did get to dress up like Rodman, kick it with Beebs (Shot out to Keegan) and some girl swore I was Travie McCoy... *Oh and on a interesting side not I was in Houston for 3 days and didn't see any screens fallin', paint drippin', slab shinnin' or 84's pokin' out... WTF*

Tee-NOOO!!!!

Stephen Tulloch sack Tim Tebow, the Tebows all over him... This is soooooo full of win!

Woo-Hah!!!

In this episode of Ian TV: Me, Tony, and Miguel have too much fun Wooing the Hah (and before you ask... No, I don't know why Tony is in a Batman costume)

The Return Of Sno-Beezy!!!

It's that time of year again!!!! The snow is fallin' (Kinda, it's all man made at this point) and I'm out on my board with my one true love - Mother nature... Day 1 of the season @ A-Basin :-)

Song Of The Day

Today's song of the day is "Fly Together" Red Cafe and Rick Ross, man I have a feeling this is gonna be on heavy rotation for me for a while

Supreme Frownage

Gettin dumped sucks... No, I don't wanna talk about it... But instead of mopping around I'll make a quick joke and get back to sulking

Dance Dance Revolution

In this episode of Ian TV: Me and Melz stumble upon a dance battle involving a "little person"

Order From Joe's... From Your Phone

As I sure everyone knows by now I love Tokyo Joes, and I love my phone... So being able to order Tokyo Joes from my phone is well... The best thing ever fuckin' invented... This is truly a joyous day in the world of one Ian A. Karl 

Nights Trivial By Nature

As everyone prolly knows by now I'm a huge fan of trivia nights... Here are but a few pics from excursions into the nights of trivia

Boooooowwwwllllliinnng (Cue Jim Jones Voice)

Wassap, B?

So I was over at Rachel's house and saw the dopest fridge magnet of all time!!!

"The Rain" (No Missy)

So we went out to Film On The Rocks last night to see pineapple express... Checking the forecast it was supposed to lightly rain throughout the afternoon, but clear up in the evening just in time to enjoy the festivities. I knew it was a gamble, but I was like fuck it, I'm down. So I pack some blankets and stuff, pick up Rach and we head up, all the while in the back of my mind I'm thinking "if it does indeed rain we are gonna be carrying soggy ass blankets all over creation". So we're kicking it waiting for the show to start (if you've been to FOTR you know they have opening bands and comedians and stuff) and it starts lightly raining... No biggie, we kinda expected it, but all of the sudden it just starts monsooning!!! I mean like 40 days 40 nights style rain which prompts them to cancel the show... It was sooo crazy though driving back the streets were flooded, small animals were floating by (ok, I made the animal part up, but you get the drift) and I'm having fun spraying water everywhere as I cruise along. Which brings me to the point of this story... I see a guy on the corner, he's hanging out catching a bus or something when my inner douche bag just takes over... As I come up on him, I see that he doesn't notice me as I approach and at that moment I need to gun the turbo on the RDX as I pass... Long story short I straight Aced the guy with a 9 foot wave. Poor guy didn't even see it coming!

One Step Closer To The Arrival Of "The Crack"

So it's that time of year again... The part of the summer, where I lock myself in the house and play video games til' I pass out. Now we all know I'm notorious for doing this at a dangerous pace with Madden, but the arrival of NCAA, means that Madden is right around the corner!!! Although I didn't pick it up at midnight like usual, I did have it 1st day delivered by amazon so it is waiting at the house for me as soon as I get off... That being said, I prolly won't be seen or heard from for a few days ;-)

Short Bus Shawty Reloaded!?!?

Just when you thought it was safe to troll the internet without dying from laughter... Out pops "Short Bus Shawty... The remix... "You softer than a baby hug!" - Priceless

Random Axe Of Dopeness

http://www.amazon.com/Hell-Sequel-Deluxe-Version-Explicit/dp/B00544L9EI/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1312157449&sr=8-1

So as I was saying with Bad Meets Evil, music is making a come back. Anyone who knows me, knows I fucks with Sean Price... Pause... This is his new group with Black Milk and Guilty Simpson. Straight grimey undergroundish rap... Win! Oh and by the way Amazon has it on sale for 99 cents... No excueses

Bad Meet Evil - Evil Meet Bad

http://www.amazon.com/Hell-Sequel-Deluxe-Version-Explicit/dp/B00544L9EI/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1312157449&sr=8-1

Today music officially begins it's come back. Although I've been bumping this for a couple weeks non-stop, today is the day that Bad Meets Evil was released, and if you like lyrics and just good old fashioned rapping... This is for you! Holla at it

Body Marked Up: The Sequel (Subway In Harlem) Pt. 2

Fail Of The Epic Variety

http://www.wired.com/gadgetlab/2011/05/baffling-plug-cup-balances-boiling-water-on-a-power-strip/

I saw this on WIRED and had to share. Go to the link and check out the story, it's unbelievable what people will come up with

Body Marked Up: The Sequel (Subway In Harlem)

As work begins on my second sleeve I bring to you the latest editions:

My creepy lil' Doll

Bob-Omb!!!

Photo Shoot!

So I just got the pictures back from when Trent came out and was shooting pics of me and Cody jumping of shit... Trent goes ham on the photography as you can tell

World Penguin Day

Today is World Penguin Day, and knowing that I am quite a fan of Penguins I had to give a shot out

Up In The Clouds

So for all you music lovers out there boy oh boy do I have a treat for you. Check out Amazon's cloud server, it really could be the best thing since sliced bread... Here's how it works - You upload any music you want to the cloud server and you are able to access it anywhere! On your phone, on other computers, anywhere, you can download it to friends computer and share songs ten times easier, plus you always have your entire music library on you at all times... Epic Win

Song Of The Day

Man this song is just so hard, I can't even put it into words... Royce bodies it again

The Bestest Teacher In The World

Wanna learn to snowboard? Holla atcha boy. You too can go from floundering around the mountain to looking smooth and swaggy in 1 day... Shot out to Jakki for coming up and learning to board... Those pants are too funny

Rock, Paper, Sissors... Shoot!

St. Patrick And His Day

So it's St. Patrick's which means green beer, green clothes, and shenanigans a plenty... It also means that you're gonna run into the Triple U of the day

Triple U: (it's unfunny, unwarrented, uninspired) and unofficially brought to you by: Chicks that purposefully don't wear green on St. Patrick's Day so guys will pinch them... Even Stretch Armstrong thinks you're reaching

Words of Wisdom From S. Carter

Although I personally don't really call females Bitches, Jay does make some valid points

Women get respect, Bitches get what they deserve,

Women work hard, Bitches work your nerves,

Women hold you down, Bitches hold you up

Women help you progress, Bitches'll slow you up

Black And Yell...Uh Oh!!!

So Normally I'm not about laughing at other peoples teams taking L's, but for like a month I've heard nothing but people running about singing "Black and Yellow" and talking about how the Steelers were absolutely gonna win the Super Bowl... Fail

Check out Aaron Rodgers looking super swaggy with the championship belt, straight WWE style...

Finger Stash!!!

Check out my dastardly mustache... I'm talking straight spaghetti western swag... To quote Delonte West "Now how playa is that mane!"

I Couldn't Put It Any Better Myself

Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World

So I stopped by Red Box (Which now has Blu-Rays... Win) and picked up what could quite possibly be one of my new favorite movies... So good, you definitely should check it out :-)