Recap Of The Emerald City

Alright everyone I'm gonna sum up my my adventures in the emerald city without making this post a novel.
Things to know about Seattle
1. The sun will melt your ass with the quickness
2. There are teriyaki spots on every corner as well dope as fish markets
3. There is only 1 bowling alley, and no i didn't get to go to it... Sad times
4. I've decided that there are only 8's out there, no 3's 4's 9's or dimes, just 8's... Well done Seatlle

And on a random side note the phrase "I'll eat a bitch box no homo" was spawned by Drea

Lime + Rumplemintze= ? (The jury's still out)

So I'm sittin' in the airport tryin' o shake the "fear" (I.E. Drinkin' until the prospects of hopping on a plane are no longer frightful) anyway I'm sitting at the airport bar when I see none other than lime rumplemintze. Now I know most of y'all don't understand the significance of lime rumplemintze but just imagine the alcoholic beverage of choice had been infused with your favorite fruit!!!! Seeing it was like the scene out of the wizard of oz with a yellow brick road up to a green spire of rumplemintze... Epic right? Wrong!!! It was warm and quite UNrefreshing... Oh well at lest I was to liquored up to notice on the flight, so um mission accomplished!!!

Strength, Flexibility, Resiliency & Versatility

Provisions Of Friendship

By Ian Karl

This is a poem I wrote a long time ago, but it's always been one of my favorites especially now that I've really been leaning on my friends lately. I hope if you're reading it for the first time it moves ya, and if you've read it before you still feel the same way.

Cry me a river and you know I will try,
To drain the river and dry your eyes

Tell me a secret you need me to keep,
and you know I won't utter even a peep

And if you ever need a listener when speakin’ your mind,
You know I will be there anytime

When you're in a dark tunnel and you cannot see,
Call on me, and your light I'll be

Because a friend is there, through sadness and cheer,
To share in the good times, and help dry the tears

A friendship is valued more than gold,
It’s what keeps you warm when things seem so cold

A friendship is something very special to own,
That shall remain forever as if cast in stone

I say this because, that is what friends do,
and in times of despair, I know you'd be there for me too