So just when I thought my life was too boring to continue blogging, some ass clown decides to randomly run up on me, and away we goooo....
- So I'm heading into King Soopers today to pick up some light lemonade (those of you who know me, know how I need to have my light lemonade) while talking to my Dad... When all of the sudden this 45ish year old guy rolls up on me and says "PULL UP YOUR PANTS!"... First off, I'm talking to my dad and I'm not tryin' to act a fool, so I just ignore home skillet and continue on my way. However, this is my life we're talking about so of course the dude, un-flapped by the fact I'm obviously ignoring him follows me around the store telling me to pull up my pants... Now I'm tryin' just tune this clown out, but then he taps me on the shoulder and gets all in my face, like "Son, I said, pull up your pants!" I damn near lost it... I"m sure the look on my face was probably priceless... I was like "listen here pimpin', first of I'm not your your damn son so slow your roll, second off why are you all up on me? I'm not messing with you, so why are you harassing me? I'd really rather not have a confrontation at the super market so just back the hell up off me" So long story short dude starts causing a scene that gets him removed from the premises, but I forget my dad is on the phone listening to this whole thing, and it's hilarious because I hear him like "Boy, don't be getting into no damn trouble!" SMH... I can tell I'm gonna have some adventures in Summit County.
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