Something happened last night that can only be defined as tragic. So we went to the club last night and were standing in line waiting to get in. As usual we stood outside people watching and boy were there all kinds of belligerents and bow-wows wandering around. Anyway we finally get to the front of the line and of course we have to get patted down to get in... No biggie right? WRONG!!! I've been patted down before at clubs, sporting events, airports, you name it, but never with the the vigor and spunk of the bouncer at this particular club. It starts out as the normal "Put out your arms out" Type of pat down-simple enough... Here's where it goes horribly wrong. After patting me down all normal. The bouncer proceeds to go all G.I. Joe on my junk. I'm talking Kung-Fu action grip!!! Now I want to say that's the end of the story... Nope! So after being molested I turn around to go in the club when the bouncer grabs me by the shoulder and hit's me with the "Hold up playboy" and pats me down again :-(. Kung-Fu action grip the sequel. Sad times. I wanna tell you this bouncer was an extremely hot chick or I'd even settle for an extremely non-hot chick, but as you can probably guess it was a Brolic ass dude!!! Straight Brolic. Then of course I go into the club and ask Tony & Shannon if the bouncer got all handsy with them and they just laughed at me... Again, sad times...
Ian...I remember distinctively telling you that I saw the whole thing happen. It was hilarious.
ReplyDeleteFor this particular event I was present. Based on my own personal opinion the bouncer was way out of line. I mean GOOD GOD! After watching the ferocious ball grabbing that occurred, I feared for my life and the life of my future children. Thankfully the bouncer was more gentle with my testicles. I think he had a crush on my boy Ian.
Sorry bud....but someone had to take the abuse so I did not have too.