"The Friends Zone"

There is a place in the time space continuum where those unfortunate souls who are doomed to always remain "just friends" dwell. I thought everyone knew of this place but it seems that most are completely oblivious it's existence... That being said I will be your guide on this expedition to the "Friends Zone". So a perfect example of someone being exiled to the friend zone is Timmy (The name has been changed to protect the innocent). Timmy really likes this girl and spends almost what seems to be every waking moment with her, but has been hit with the line "you're like my best friend" which will almost certainly will lead to the "I don't want to ruin our friendship" now me being the hater that I am pointed out that he is about to be jettisoned to "the zone" to which he looked at me all perplexed like I had ask him what "c" in E=mc2 stood for or something. (C = the speed of light by the way) anyway I proceeded to explain how he had a one way ticket to the friend zone and something quite comical happened - He asked me what to do to get out!!! Lol, Imagine me tryin' to explain getting out of the friend zone, talk about the blind leading the blind! That's like asking a monk for instructions on how to be a pimp...